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Smegroll 

The combination of smegma, the cheesy formation of crusty jizz, piss, and pube sweat that forms primarily at the tip of your dong after days of not showering and beating off, and the fantastic chinese appetizer, the eggroll! Mainly used to describe a horrible tasting old juicy eggroll that is past it's prime, or a drunken college dudes unwashed wang.
Dude, there is no way I'm eating that 4 day old smegroll that you stuffed in the box of left over mu shu chicken!

Hey, did you hear she went home with that dude she met at the party. I guess she almost decided she wasn't gonna munch on his smegroll, but she did anyway. She told me it was like eating last nights mu shu chicken.
Smegroll by ranchdrsn June 11, 2009
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A negro who is trying too hard. Especially with the females.
Look over there, that shnegro just bought some shwag.
Shnegro by Ktown420 August 15, 2009

shegroid 

Moderately unacceptable descriptive of a lady negroid.
Excuse me miss, but this is a no-shegroid establishment.
shegroid by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

smegrock 

A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes
Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off
smegrock by The smegman June 5, 2016

shmegmoid 

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily
β€œOh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”
shmegmoid by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021
A black woman (aka a female negro).
Dude - "Lataniqua, you such a shegro!"

Lataniqua - "Oh no you didn't!" (snaps fingers in clockwise motion)
Shegro by RoflCopter117 August 1, 2008