smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 06, 2004

smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

by addy123 June 23, 2008

smeagle

Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.

"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"

by Jimmy "Bones" Johnsone January 18, 2008

smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

by Donald March 02, 2004

Smeagling

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.

Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.

by toon definitions November 11, 2014

Smeagled

1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.

I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.

Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!

by TraggikEndings April 21, 2006