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A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes
Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off
by The smegman June 05, 2016
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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