shmegdorf

Dork, geek, dweed, loser. Klutz.

"Boy, that friggin' geek is an ugly shmegdorf."

by yourlittlesister April 20, 2003

shmegdorf

A worthless fat dork dweeb that smells of Ben-Gay, and has a ring of black smelly crud in the creases of his neck

look at that Fat Fuck--- god damn he's such a smegdorf.

by Jimminy Chris February 3, 2005

Schmegdorf

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.

I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.

by Future John February 3, 2005

Smeglorf

Smeglorf is the long lost cousin of Alf in the Alfion language the name references to warriors who often leave the battlefield to get it on with the ugliest locals. Smeglorfs have a taste for the unwanted. Smeglorfs are over run by there utter dirty sexual desires. they smell like an ostrich that has been training for the annual ostrich rotten food mud race in which only one ostrich can survive.

Smeglorf like how rats crave rotten cheese, human example neck beard.

by Definitely not a Smeglorf May 16, 2019

Shmegor

Noun and adjective. Both positive and negative. That’s it.

Yo, pass the shmegor ferds.

Good shit shmegor!

by Jackharlow December 22, 2020