shmegdorf
shmegdorf by yourlittlesister April 20, 2003
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shmegdorf
A worthless fat dork dweeb that smells of Ben-Gay, and has a ring of black smelly crud in the creases of his neck
shmegdorf by Jimminy Chris February 3, 2005
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Schmegdorf
1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.
2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.
2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.
I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.
Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.
Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.
Schmegdorf by Future John February 3, 2005
Smeglorf
Smeglorf is the long lost cousin of Alf in the Alfion language the name references to warriors who often leave the battlefield to get it on with the ugliest locals. Smeglorfs have a taste for the unwanted. Smeglorfs are over run by there utter dirty sexual desires. they smell like an ostrich that has been training for the annual ostrich rotten food mud race in which only one ostrich can survive.
Smeglorf by Definitely not a Smeglorf May 16, 2019
Shmegor
Shmegor by Jackharlow December 22, 2020
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