shmegmoid
The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily
shmegmoid by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021
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Shmegmoid
The birth-defect addled spawn that is conceived when sperm cells that have been subsisting off of nothing but your mountain dew sweat and the dick cheese within the folds of your foreskin for the past week manage to fertilize a real life woman's egg. Truly symbolic of our species' plummet from god's grace.
Julia dropped out of nursing school after she realized she could pull in six figures from all the shmegmoids simping for her on twitch and onlyfans.
Shmegmoid by Papa Marsh July 19, 2024
smegnoid
Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.
Largely known as Taint or Gooch.
Largely known as Taint or Gooch.
Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.
smegnoid by Hand Relief November 22, 2006
shegroid
shegroid by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007
Smegnoid
Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.
Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?
Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!
Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!
Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!
Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!
Smegnoid by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010
smegmoid
An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.
Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.
smegmoid by harry flashman July 19, 2003
shmegmair
shmegmair by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008
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