shmegmoid

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily

“Oh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”

by Mercbeamish April 29, 2021

Iowa rambler

Old white folks from Iowa that will just keep on talking to you. Doesn't matter if you have to leave they are gonna keep talking.

We were going to leave but we couldn't because she was an Iowa rambler

by Mercbeamish January 11, 2024

Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

by Mercbeamish February 07, 2024

twin bridges

Arched bridges connecting Bettendorf, IA to Moline, IL

People take the twin bridges cause it's faster

by Mercbeamish January 11, 2024

Dport

Short for Davenport IA, one of the quad cities and one of the shittiest places on earth.

The centennial bridge was closed so we took the arsenal bridge to get to Dport

by Mercbeamish January 11, 2024