Shmegor 

Noun and adjective. Both positive and negative. That’s it.

Yo, pass the shmegor ferds.

Good shit shmegor!

Shmegor by Jackharlow December 22, 2020

Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

Shmemories 

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

Shmemories by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

shmegdorf 

Dork, geek, dweed, loser. Klutz.

"Boy, that friggin' geek is an ugly shmegdorf."

shmegdorf by yourlittlesister April 20, 2003

shmegdorf 

A worthless fat dork dweeb that smells of Ben-Gay, and has a ring of black smelly crud in the creases of his neck

look at that Fat Fuck--- god damn he's such a smegdorf.

shmegdorf by Jimminy Chris February 3, 2005

shmegro 

A combination of smeagle and negro. shmegro.

What's good shmegro?

What a good shmegro!

shmegro by Bendoverillgiveyouapseudony June 29, 2010

shmegoligy 

The Study of Shmegma

My Friend is interested in shmegoligy

shmegoligy by yunghousefly June 11, 2021