shmeatbeat 

To beat shmeat

I caught noah shmeatbeatin in his room

shmeatbeat by Dogshlonglicker December 9, 2021

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.

I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.

sweatbeatle-dickweed by Juan Non-lamestain October 4, 2008

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

Shmeathead by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeathead

A stupid person; or a person who frequently says idiotic things.

Originated in Longwood Senior High School

Mike, "I saw a pig fly"
Luke replies ,"shut up you Shmeathead!"

This Shmeathead put gas in his diesel truck at the gas station yesterday.

Shmeathead by LukeSchusta August 3, 2016

Shmeatpean 

n. A very large penis

"Yo did you see how big joes dick is, what a fucking shmeatpean!"

Shmeatpean by Shmeatpean June 27, 2017