Shmeatpean

n. A very large penis

"Yo did you see how big joes dick is, what a fucking shmeatpean!"

by Shmeatpean June 27, 2017

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeathead

A person who is stupid and is always saying dumb shit

This shmeathead said drake is better than Gunna

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

Shmeathead

A stupid person; or a person who frequently says idiotic things.

Originated in Longwood Senior High School

Mike, "I saw a pig fly"
Luke replies ,"shut up you Shmeathead!"

This Shmeathead put gas in his diesel truck at the gas station yesterday.

by LukeSchusta August 3, 2016

shmeatbeat

To beat shmeat

I caught noah shmeatbeatin in his room

by Dogshlonglicker December 9, 2021