shmeaki

low quality
a step above "shit poopy"
What you use when someone is severely lacking

person 1: Yo bro what did you just draw???
person 2: I tried my best tho?
person 1: It's looking pretty shmeaki, not gonna lie
person 2: fuck...

by 123goldfish September 29, 2019

shmeak

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .

by Barharhar September 11, 2020

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

Shneakin

Sheakin is basically the same as creepin' bt if you are Sheakin, then you are considered more suspicious and more of a weirdo!!

'This kid is propa Shneakin!'

by Abb!3 - D33 June 3, 2007

Shmeckie

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.

Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.

by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003

Smeaking

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes

Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?

by Andd2112 June 26, 2019