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Shmea 

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A meaningless answer to a question or comment you may dissagree with, or may be said in the middle of (ex. moment of silence for a dead pet of your friend's mother's siter's brother's cousin)

this word also happens to be my favorite word
"Betty! We are not going to the mall!"

"SHMEA!!!"
Shmea by Bailz of Hay December 3, 2004
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Shmea 

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A word used to describe someone that smells like shit, gets no bitches, has a uncircumcised 2 inch dick, has blackheads the size of dimes, wears the same clothes everyday, has no friends, sends pictures with ketchup on his dick, greasy haired, speech impediment having, cellulite ridden, lice in the hair, teeth looks like a box full of cracker jack, ass breath, sweaty mother fucker
Dude 1: yo let’s go talk to that fat kid, he seems lonely and smelly

Dude 2: NOO! DONT GO NEAR SHMEA OR YOUR NOSE HAIRS WILL SINGE FROM THE STENCH OF HIM NOT SHOWING SINCE 3rd GRADE!!
Shmea by Louie Debolt May 20, 2022
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shmea 

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To ash something usually cigarettes, and blunts.
yo shmea this for me.
shmea by Piccone the BOUL March 8, 2008

Shmea 

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Shmea is everything and nothing. It is the world and everything around the world. You see it, feel it , smell it, live it and Breathe it . Shmea is every word, phrase, verb and conjunction. It is every choice, deed and consequence.....

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" I got to go take a wicked Shmea "

" Shmea you man I'm going to the pub "

" Go make me a Shmea Sandwich Women:

" Shmea that hurt "

..... and many more
Shmea by The mysterious Shmea July 8, 2010

shmea 

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another way to say nah. to reject a person and let them no they are wrong
u think mike piazza is straight....shmeaaa
shmea by machi greens April 5, 2004

shmea 

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A Shaggy Dog or a dof that is shaggy
"Hey check out that shmea hes taking a crap"
"Cliff is a Shmea Bitch"
shmea by Cursive March 14, 2005

shmea off the blea

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high off of marijuana. blea is marijuana bud, and being shmea is being high.
"yo, last nite was dumb litty"
"big fax bro, we were shmea off the blea"
shmea off the blea by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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