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shmanked 

Shmanked

/sh-MANQt/

Adjective
To be unreasonably entoxicated. Effected to the point of nonsensical delirium.
"Devon was so shmanked he pied on the table!"
shmanked by meowdaddy September 14, 2020
Words you can keep

rage shanked 

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.
Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!
rage shanked by Kageh February 8, 2005

Shanked downtown 

Verb: For a man to be raped through the back door.
"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

deer shanked 

To shank someone with a deer.
You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.
deer shanked by Picnic Face April 2, 2008
shanked, shank.

orgin: prison slang

shanked: to be stabbed with a homemade knife.

made out of scrap of metal found anywhere and sharpend like a knife. and bottom tightly wrapped with a cloth as a handle.
"CrookedEye John" got shanked up..

I heard he got hit with a rusty shank.
shanked by Lec2 February 9, 2003

shmacked 

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."
shmacked by General Chow Mein May 12, 2012
Originally prison slang(as we know) for being stabbed by a crude improvised weapon. In area's like London(East london, North, West and South) It simply means stabbed-The word is used popularly by gangsters and delinquents.
Ill shank you bruv
Look yeah, duck out or ill shank you
You wanna get shanked?
Safe then ill shank you.
shanked by Ninpo-Bugei July 28, 2006
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