shmamed 

to be smashed and hammered

dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!

shmamed by KateLibonati June 11, 2006

Shmameese 

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004

shmagedingaled 

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

shmagedingaled by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

Mask Shamed 

When others treat you with disdain or contempt for (1) not wearing a mask in public or (2) wearing a medical grade mask that health care providers need.

I was mask shamed while lining up for groceries without a facial covering. The piercing stares and angry mumbles from those wearing masks left me feeling uncomfortable.

Mask Shamed by GD from SoCal April 4, 2020

Shimmy Shamed 

1) To beaten half to death
2) To be pistol whipped
3) To be clubbed over the head with not a foreign object but a familiar one like a bat ot 2x4 (two by four)
4) To be tricked, scammed or hustled

1) I made a wrong turn in Washington Heights and was Shimmy Shamed.
2) I was out cold when vinny shimmy shamed me with that .45.
3) Man, my head hurts after being shimmy shamed with a boulder, brick, golf club or "insert very familiar object here".

4) I took my family to times square where this guy and his associates Shimmy Shame me at 3 card monty and I lost all my money and marbles.

Shimmy Shamed by shimmy, sham, shimmy sham September 24, 2009

Cum Shamed 

Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.

Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didn’t want to feed me his load.

Cum Shamed by CTJRE January 6, 2020