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dude man, i'm getting so shmamed tonight!
shmamed by KateLibonati June 11, 2006

schmammed 

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk
Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.
schmammed by sharstar June 26, 2006
I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.
schmaded by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

schlamed 

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.
Mike schlamed bella.
schlamed by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

schmammed 

Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.
schmammed by B. Smith October 15, 2006
to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.
Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!
schmaded by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007