shmaichel 

yiddish word for smile

I think that girl is shmaicheling at me from across the room. I'm totally going to go get her number!

shmaichel by Gdshmaichels October 23, 2013

smachel 

the love between a molly and a rachel.
not lesbo though.
smachel

molly loving rachie
rachie loving molly
smachel

smachel by smachiieee :) September 29, 2009

shmackel 

a jewish slang for penis

miguel has a small shmackel
hitler was a shmackel head

shmackel by shady99 December 10, 2006

schmeicheled 

To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"

You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

Shmackel 

Mr. Jiggledaddy, Rumple foreskin, the one-eyed monster, your COCK!!!!!! (Can also be used as an insult to describe a dumbass.)

"Hey baby, wanna ride my shmackel?"
"Look at that shmackel there, what a dumb ass"

Shmackel by Jayden November 2, 2003

smachel 

1. noun

a very good cook or baker, capable of whipping up a dinner party that is both delicious and well-presented.

2. verb

the act of being a good older sibling

1. That Nigella Lawson is so cool, I wish I was a smachel like her.

2. Jane really smacheled it up when her sister got dumped--she took her out to dinner and a movie

smachel by shishy November 29, 2009

Shatchel 

/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.

"Hey Chris, you gonna come play some PUBG?"
"Yeah dude! I just gotta run to the bathroom first to dump my shatchel!"

Shatchel by Spared April 29, 2022