To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"

You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.

You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.

The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.

The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."

schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006

Get merch

Shmackel

Mr. Jiggledaddy, Rumple foreskin, the one-eyed monster, your COCK!!!!!! (Can also be used as an insult to describe a dumbass.)

"Hey baby, wanna ride my shmackel?"
"Look at that shmackel there, what a dumb ass"

Shmackel by Jayden November 2, 2003

Get merch

smachel

1. noun

a very good cook or baker, capable of whipping up a dinner party that is both delicious and well-presented.

2. verb

the act of being a good older sibling

1. That Nigella Lawson is so cool, I wish I was a smachel like her.

2. Jane really smacheled it up when her sister got dumped--she took her out to dinner and a movie

smachel by shishy November 29, 2009

Get merch

Shatchel

/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.

"Hey Chris, you gonna come play some PUBG?"
"Yeah dude! I just gotta run to the bathroom first to dump my shatchel!"

Shatchel by Spared April 29, 2022

Get merch

Shuffle