shmaichel
I think that girl is shmaicheling at me from across the room. I'm totally going to go get her number!
shmaichel by Gdshmaichels October 23, 2013
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smachel
smachel by smachiieee :) September 29, 2009
schmeicheled
To be bamboozled, broken, duped, taken in, doomed, deceived, hornswaggled, or otherwise unfairly screwed over by an instructor or person of authority. When you have been schmeichled, you have been given no alternative but to "take it like a man" with no possibility of recourse. Can also be used as an exclamation when something goes terribly wrong, aka S*** hits the fan, such as "Schmeichled!"
You receive a parking ticket in a 20 min zone and you've only been there 15 min; you have been schmeicheled.
You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.
The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.
The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."
You wait on hold for tech support for 45 minutes listening to static and elevator music, and when the representative finally answers, he accidentally hangs up on you; you have been schmeicheled.
The teacher came in, washed the whiteboard with Windex, passed out the midterms, and we proceeded to be schmeicheled.
The average test score was 18/100, and all we could say was, "We got schmeicheled again."
schmeicheled by Jeff and Aimi April 2, 2006
smachel
1. noun
a very good cook or baker, capable of whipping up a dinner party that is both delicious and well-presented.
2. verb
the act of being a good older sibling
a very good cook or baker, capable of whipping up a dinner party that is both delicious and well-presented.
2. verb
the act of being a good older sibling
Shatchel
/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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