Shatchel 

/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.

"Hey Chris, you gonna come play some PUBG?"
"Yeah dude! I just gotta run to the bathroom first to dump my shatchel!"

Shatchel by Spared April 29, 2022

satchel kill 

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand

Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at

satchel kill by JackRosa June 4, 2020

Seed Satchel 

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.

Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.

Seed Satchel by .Woody. October 27, 2007

satchel

A trendy shot to order when you are out with the fellas containing one part Jägermeister and one part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.

Hey boys, the only thing that can make this night any better is a round of satchels!

satchel by Koontzie March 31, 2017

spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"

{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?

spatcheler by Telephony June 6, 2014

Scatchell 

A person who feels the need to always one-up a story that you are telling to a group of people.

A person who is unsatisfied with someone else's story telling, so he/she must tell a similar story with a "better" ending result.

Why is it that everytime I tell a story, that "scatchell" has to butt in and ruin it!?

Scatchell by Centralra's December 16, 2008

plum satchel 

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

plum satchel by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010