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Shmackel 

Mr. Jiggledaddy, Rumple foreskin, the one-eyed monster, your COCK!!!!!! (Can also be used as an insult to describe a dumbass.)
"Hey baby, wanna ride my shmackel?"
"Look at that shmackel there, what a dumb ass"
Shmackel by Jayden November 2, 2003

shackelfuck 

To bang someone like they have never been banged before. Or to bang a person for more than four hours without stopping.
Damn, I heard you shackelfucked that trick you met at the club lastnight.
shackelfuck by kevin beck March 17, 2008

shmacked 

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."
"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."

smackel-jack 

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.
1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.
smackel-jack by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009

Rusty Shackelford 

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".
Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
Rusty Shackelford by jerkoff April 18, 2005

schmackel 

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!
When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)
schmackel by n7v.net August 28, 2008