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“For real?? What a bunch of shlornts”😒😒
“For real?? What a bunch of shlornts”😒😒
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A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
Get the Shlort mug.The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.
by Wheatnik September 8, 2010
Get the Shlorngry mug.A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.
"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"
by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008
Get the Slorntch mug.1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008
Get the shlort mug.Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.
by brohanblowj February 18, 2009
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