shlornt
“Omfg, dude. Did you see that the school admin blocked tiktok from the wifi?!”
“For real?? What a bunch of shlornts”😒😒
“For real?? What a bunch of shlornts”😒😒
shlornt by miles420whore February 17, 2023
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Shlorn Dogs
Shlorn Dogs by zuccsucc February 12, 2018
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shlornt • Shlort • Slornt • Shlortzel • Shorntisha • Shlont • shlontact • Shlorn Dogs • Shlorngry • shlorny
Shlorngry
Slorntch
A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.
"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"
Slorntch by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008
shlort
1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
shlort by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008
shlorny
Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.
shlorny by brohanblowj February 18, 2009
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