shlorny

sleepy and horny at the same time

Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.

by brohanblowj February 18, 2009

Slorny

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

shorny

if someone is very shy and horny at the same time

'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'

by Bacuda November 17, 2011

Slorny

Sleepy and Horny at the same time

Babe its late and Im slorny.

by vladpicachu January 25, 2015

Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)

yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.

by zuccsucc February 12, 2018

Shlorngry

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.

Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.

by Wheatnik September 8, 2010

slorny

sleepy + horny = slorny

"Wow, I was slorny last night"

by familyguydork December 1, 2020