2 definitions by Chantal Irons

A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.
"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"
by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008
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Noun: A dirty, nasty, super bitch! Slunch is a combination of slut, cunt, and bitch.
"I can't believe that sluntch Jovy won't let the father of her latest child see him!"
by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008
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