Shlont

Shlont is a mix between Shlint and Kront, an evil mix. It means a black jew who likes to have shitted down underwear on.

"Indy is a fucking Shlont dude"- Edmont
"what the fuck bro ew I hate that little kront krint"- Danindy

by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024

shlunting

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

by Lebanation May 19, 2014

Shlonga

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

Shontae

A simply exquisite young lady, with so much beauty, class and elegance. Her admirable independence, modesty and optimism inspires others. The unique name given to the most amazing character is shown strongly through Shontae's imaginative mind, passionate life goals, vibrant presence and mostly sense of humour. Anyone that knows Shontae would fall in love with her kind heart, strong will and her ability to retrieve happiness in any situation.

how amazing is shontae

by skuxxgal April 13, 2015

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

shloitering

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.

While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.

by intothefray March 24, 2021

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017