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shlunting 

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.
Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.
shlunting by Lebanation May 19, 2014
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a PP bigger than a Boeing 747
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020
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Shontae by skuxxgal April 13, 2015

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

shloitering 

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017