shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.

Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.

by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018

shlongtastic

A way to describe an experience with someone’s shlong

His shlong gave me shlongtastic experience

by Shlongtastic May 29, 2022

scrontact

Scrontact is the act of a pair of scrotal sacks colliding with each other in a sexual and enjoyable demeanour.

I love having scrontact with Tom!

by anonymous October 16, 2023

Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.

I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!

by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023