shlongdong 

act of getting you pp done

"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
shlongdong

shlongdong by corkingcoggo November 28, 2018

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Shlongkong 

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Shlongmont 

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

Shlongmont by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Schlongdonging 

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

Schlongdonging by TakeABite May 22, 2015

Shongtongs 

Shit sex

E.g. Losing my virginity was shongtongs!

Shongtongs by heythereheyheydude August 20, 2013

poopy shlong dong 

When your poop is long as a penis.

Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

poopy shlong dong by poopoocakes June 13, 2023