shlongdong
shlongdong by corkingcoggo November 28, 2018
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Shlong Dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017
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Shlongkong
A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...
Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010
Shlongmont
Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.
"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
Shlongmont by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009
Schlongdonging
Schlongdonging by TakeABite May 22, 2015
poopy shlong dong
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"
Bobby: " Whut?"
Bobby: " Whut?"
poopy shlong dong by poopoocakes June 13, 2023
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