Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the
cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp
outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin
Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and
piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin
Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are
short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin
Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other
day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin
Goblin and might not ever
eat a box of cornflakes again!
