Miklus's definitions

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006

skeez

1. Universal word. meaning everything from stress to skillz.

2. Skank, hoe bag

1: "fuck dude, I'm skeezin' over exams" (stress)
"Did you see that kickflip! its was skeez to the knees!"
2: "Jane fucked some random guy on main last night. for free!"

by Miklus April 22, 2006

c1rca

An overrated skateboard shoe companie. Get fallens or emericas, and to the fucknut who said emericas are like vans, thats what c1rcas are, and I have emericas, had emericas, love emericas, and I have a baker deck and some skintight jeans. But fuck reynolds, Kevin Long is the shit.

skater:I have new Emerica KSL 1's

poser: What are those, I have c1rcas, muska is my homie.

skater: fuck you

by Miklus April 26, 2006

fruiture

Someone who you can see coming out of the closet, in the near or far "fruiture".

Derek: "Boy, Mike's sure flambouyant"
Ben: "Yeah, but he's not gay"
Derek: "I bet you'll see him in the fruiture"

by miklus June 1, 2006

wandering

When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.

ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs*
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!

ben: haha egg!

mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!

ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!

by Miklus April 26, 2006

sacne

Large, easy to pop pimples to your testicles, except you squeeze your nuts when popping them, so it hurts alot.

mike: I had the most intense sacne the other day, I was enduring the pain and I got a good one popped and it squirted and hit my left nipple

mitch: good aim, yet fuckin' gross

by Miklus April 25, 2006

Grandparents

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

by miklus June 11, 2006