Grandparents

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

by miklus June 04, 2006

skeez

1. Universal word. meaning everything from stress to skillz.

2. Skank, hoe bag

1: "fuck dude, I'm skeezin' over exams" (stress)
"Did you see that kickflip! its was skeez to the knees!"
2: "Jane fucked some random guy on main last night. for free!"

by Miklus April 03, 2006

gram bag

A small bag for holding marijuana. It also has bitchin designs on it.

mike: thanks man, OH SHIT, I don't wanna smoke this weed 'cause the gram bag has bitchin' l'il playboy bunnies on it!

derek: fuck you and get baked

by Miklus April 07, 2006

cheeDubs

The real name for a McDonalds double cheeseburger.

Alex: Oh man, I fucking ate my Q-PDubs so fast, I'm gonna get a cheeDubs

Mitch: CHEEDUBS!

by miklus May 01, 2006

pop dat cherry

To have sexual intercourse with a virgin

D00d, I'm gonna go pop dat cherry, the tite bitch is fuckin' baked

by Miklus March 21, 2006

BOOK OUT

To run really fast, usually away from police or the fuzz.

mark: shit man, the fuzz saw us blazing!
liam: fuck, grab the weed and BOOK OUT!

by Miklus March 22, 2006

bass guitar

The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.

Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"

by Miklus May 16, 2006