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Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.
Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!
Shoblin Goblin by Cheeble November 21, 2020
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Someone with style and sophistication, often well dressed and wearing jewelry.
"She is just sobling"
"That ring would make me sobling any day"
Sobling by sweclass10 November 9, 2010

shibling 

Its the term used for sitting on a bench and talking to random people wen they walk past, the aim is to see how many people will stop and talk, who is the most entertaining and if you can see them the next time u r shibling.
Often while stoned!
we were shibling last night and we had 3 people.
shibling by Shibby October 2, 2003
"Black Stallions wowlin on Shoalin"
"Shaolin Cats Thrown inside tha bing"
Shoalin by matt April 25, 2005

Shoaling 

Pulling in front of other cyclists at an intersection instead of lining up behind them. Considered a major fau pas.
That roadie was shoaling me, so I sucked his wheel all the way up the hill.
Shoaling by sillygolem October 15, 2011

shoboinka 

Arsenal went from having a game in hand to a shoboinka in hand like Saliba!
shoboinka by SUUIIweyy May 20, 2022