shitwick

Those hairs around your anus that the feces clings to.

Meatpile's ass hairs are so long it looks like he has a 'shitwick'.

by Voyergirl April 24, 2006

shitwack

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

Shitfick

When you cluster fuck and freak out while texting Riley-aaron

Hey
-hey
I just had a major shitfick moment

by Aaron12345679 February 13, 2017

Shitnick

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018

Shitpickle

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"

1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!

by Kaege October 5, 2007

shitdickery

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

shitdickness

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

by jumbo921 March 7, 2010