shitulant

A turbulence of shit. Terrible, awful, full of shit...

a. "how was the meeting?"
b. "absolutely shitulant"

by specialagentmulder December 4, 2013

shitgilante

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.

Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.

by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

shitgilante

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.

Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.

by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

ShitBlast

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.

"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."

by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

stimulant

The word "stimulant" can refer to any type of drug that increases activity in the central nervous system or sympathetic nervous system, ranging from caffine to methamphetamine.

The most common recreational stimulants are commonly called "uppers" and include ADHD medications (adderall, ritalin, etc), amphetamines, cocaine, and ecstacy.

The more addictive stimulants generally give the user a sense of euphoria that might include alertness, possible twitching and an overall sense of well-being.

Nicotine, the addictive subtance in tobacco, is a well known stimulant but can also be sedating in higher doses.

E: Yo, i got a lot of fuckin work to do tonight, you know anyone that can sell me an upper or any stimulants in general?

K: Yeah, joe just got his adderall prescription refilled.

E: alrightt sick ill just crush up and snort a couple of those, peace

by Stoned Arab March 24, 2008

Situlationship

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.

Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.

by nascar9girl December 30, 2008