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shitulant 

A turbulence of shit. Terrible, awful, full of shit...
a. "how was the meeting?"
b. "absolutely shitulant"
shitulant by specialagentmulder December 4, 2013
Words you can keep

shitgilante 

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.
Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.
shitgilante by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

shitgilante 

A vigilante that uses his/her own excrement as a form of retribution for those that have been wronged.
Bert didn't appreciate the concept of an "executive only bathroom". He had to perform a little shitgilante justice and upper deck the toilet when no one was looking.
shitgilante by joshincolumbus January 30, 2015

Ninja Shitblast 

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.
Ninja Shitblast by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

ShitBlast 

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.
"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."
ShitBlast by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

stimulant 

The word "stimulant" can refer to any type of drug that increases activity in the central nervous system or sympathetic nervous system, ranging from caffine to methamphetamine.

The most common recreational stimulants are commonly called "uppers" and include ADHD medications (adderall, ritalin, etc), amphetamines, cocaine, and ecstacy.

The more addictive stimulants generally give the user a sense of euphoria that might include alertness, possible twitching and an overall sense of well-being.

Nicotine, the addictive subtance in tobacco, is a well known stimulant but can also be sedating in higher doses.
E: Yo, i got a lot of fuckin work to do tonight, you know anyone that can sell me an upper or any stimulants in general?

K: Yeah, joe just got his adderall prescription refilled.

E: alrightt sick ill just crush up and snort a couple of those, peace

stimulant by Stoned Arab March 24, 2008

Situlationship 

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.
Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.
Situlationship by nascar9girl December 30, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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