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ShitBlast

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.
"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."
by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007
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ShitBlast

ShitBlast- a fart that smells really bad.
Bro that smells like a Fuckin Shitblast.
by DukeCitym September 30, 2019
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Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.
You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.
by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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disney shitblast

The act of walking into a Disney park and completely and utterly SHITBLASTING any toilet of your choosing.
I ate some dank Mexican food at epcot and had to take a raging shit, so I found the nearest bathroom and proceeded to do a Disney shitblast.
by CUNTSMASHER January 1, 2015
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Diarrhea Shitblast

V. The act of defecating and projectile-voiding bowels with an immense propulsion of a viscous, questionable liquid substance from the anus. Generally results in someone else getting hit with it.
Nurse, my grandfather diarrhea shitblasted me. Can you go clean him up?
by WINH4X August 3, 2019
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Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
by kahlonginth December 31, 2021
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Shamblastique

1. Another word for wow or amazing.

2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.

3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.
1. "That's shamblastique"

2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)

3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"
by Caitlin's17 January 16, 2009
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