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shitland 

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.
I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.
shitland by am49 August 6, 2014
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Shitland 

Equivalent of England.
A place where it rains 24/7, no matter which cricket match you want to play.
Bro fuck, the next series is in Shitland again, damn hoping for a washout.
Shitland by icc_officialz August 8, 2021

Shitland 

Another name for Rainland/officially known as ENGLAND.
Basically a country where it rains 24/7, no matter what sport or what game of cricket you play. Moment your team wins, it's rain.

Never seen a dry day since 2014. Pretty fucking shit.
Yo bro wtf, we're in shitland again? fuuuck
Shitland by icc_officialz August 12, 2021

Shitland 

Not to be confused with the "Shetland Islands" the SHITLANDS is actually Australia and New Zealand
I would never go to the Shitland Islands.

Why? Too cold?
No too many meth and crack heads
Shitland by AbolsutelyBased January 4, 2023

Shitland Shepard 

To deficate on an animal during anal sexual intercourse in an attempt to color the fur brown. Thus creating said shitland shepard.
Whoa man I can't believe you gave that dog a full on shitland shepard!!!!!

shitland street 

another name for the iconic New Zealand tv show Shortland Street. Mostly used by haters of the show, who have a dick in their mouth
Hayden: Ima watch Shortland street
Joe: you mean shitland street
Hayden: Go commit scooter ankle
shitland street by divoc91 February 4, 2021

Sleeping with Shitland 

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.
getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.
Sleeping with Shitland by Baker Gran February 28, 2012
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