Will be reserved exclusively for people who prolonged my torment unnecessarily and their families. I already thought of a fun game we can play to mitigate casualties.

Hym "My retribution shouldn't be your main concern. Your main concern should be the pressure in my brains and the Dead-man switch."

Retribution by Hym Iam August 24, 2025

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retribution car

A retribution car is the vehicle you buy after your original car has been taken away/sold without your approval (for example: your original car was taken in a divorce settlement or was sold by a co-signer). The retribution car is a better, saucier, or somehow sassier vehicle than the original.

Bridget: My dad was an a-hole and sold my super cute 2004 carolla without my permission!

Eden: Oh my god! What did you do?

Bridget: I bought an even cuter 1987 2-door BMW in amazing condition. I paid in full so the title is in my name and sent him some pics of the new vehicle.

Eden: Nice retribution car!

retribution car by gahana November 5, 2008

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Divine retribution

When I decide I didn't like what you just did, and take action

BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY! THE TRUCK'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
Damn so that's divine retribution...

Divine retribution by oradio10 December 12, 2021

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Bloody Retribution

The name of the sex act in which a woman is on top of her male partner, then as she climaxes she punches him in the nose, yells "Unicorn Laser Beam" and then uses the blood to draw a unicorn horn on his head.

I found out he was cheating, so I Bloody Retributioned his ass... the picture's on my fridge. Don't you just love unicorns?

Bloody Retribution by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

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Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.

"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"

Tainted Retribution by ash0ka March 8, 2009