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when you are halfway through taking a shit and then look around and realize that there is no toilet paper

i was at the prom when i was last shittrapped

shittrap by Oof 100000000 May 30, 2019

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Shitrapnel

The feces that sticks well above the water line of a standard toilet. Most likely occurs after a drinking a large cup of coffee or when you have the stomach flu.

Fuck, I had to flush three times and use the toilet brush in order to get all the shitrapnel down the drain. I am never going to starbucks again!

Shitrapnel by T-trains-nutz December 20, 2008

Related Words

shittrap • Shit Trapped • shittrain • Shitrapnel • shitcrap • shittaping • shittapping • Shittapuss • couch shit trap • shit rape

shitcrap

A word that unintentionally occurs when someone accidentally says "shit" and tries to cover it up with the less vulgar word "crap".

Shitcrap, I can't find my wallet!

shitcrap by Sir Nobody of Nowhere January 10, 2008

shittaping

to video tape anyone who is "the shit".

I was totally shittaping Mr. Wiggles in France!

shittaping by toothoreo December 14, 2010

Shittapuss

Derived from the action wiping ones anus from back to front....also known as scraping ones excrements from anus to the vaginal canal!

Cody : what happened to that chick you had with you?
Alex : after the stain on my couch and the smell i can't get off my finger i needed a break. We're going out later though..
Cody : sounds like a real shittapuss!

Shittapuss by Paul trembley April 23, 2019

couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

couch shit trap by jommy cash February 2, 2010

shittrain

A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it.

Oh, the shittrain is so late!

shittrain by cazort September 15, 2003

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026