A word that unintentionally occurs when someone accidentally says "shit" and tries to cover it up with the less vulgar word "crap".
by Sir Nobody of Nowhere January 10, 2008
Get the shitcrap mug.1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.
2. A retarded person
2. A retarded person
1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker
2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker
2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.
by niiien March 13, 2010
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Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
by MntyTnt January 11, 2015
Get the Shitclapper mug.Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.
Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"
Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"
Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."
by southland82 July 22, 2009
Get the Shitcrank mug.The feces that sticks well above the water line of a standard toilet. Most likely occurs after a drinking a large cup of coffee or when you have the stomach flu.
Fuck, I had to flush three times and use the toilet brush in order to get all the shitrapnel down the drain. I am never going to starbucks again!
by T-trains-nutz December 20, 2008
Get the Shitrapnel mug.When a specific version of Minecraft you are playing sucks so much you just have to say, "This is ShitCraft man!"
Ronald Reagan: I fucking hate this ShitCraft of Minecraft shit.
Obama: Yeah bro, I play FortNut with Mitchelle sometimes. He always finishes though... i like it.
Obama: Yeah bro, I play FortNut with Mitchelle sometimes. He always finishes though... i like it.
by I hate updates! September 9, 2021
Get the Shitcraft mug.A 'shit crap day,' can be defined as a day that would rather be forgotten, but simply cannot be erased from ones memory due to it being both SHIT & CRAP. Therefore the day has been so stained and smeared with shit AND crap, that it's a complete write off. It may as well be flushed right down the toilet....
A person will only ever use this phrase as a result of suffering from mid-sentence Shit-Crap-Day-Turrets. SCDT, is what occurs when a person's brain is struggling to decide upon whether the day has been SHIT or CRAP, and in a momentary fit, blurts out both descriptions simultaneously. SCDT can occur during, or upon reflection of, the shit crap day.
Note: A shit crap day, is even more extreme than having
a, "day that was cray," or commenting that, "that shit (your day) way cray."
A person will only ever use this phrase as a result of suffering from mid-sentence Shit-Crap-Day-Turrets. SCDT, is what occurs when a person's brain is struggling to decide upon whether the day has been SHIT or CRAP, and in a momentary fit, blurts out both descriptions simultaneously. SCDT can occur during, or upon reflection of, the shit crap day.
Note: A shit crap day, is even more extreme than having
a, "day that was cray," or commenting that, "that shit (your day) way cray."
"I had such a shit crap day the other day. I opened a packet of snakes alive the other day, and they were all dead." - A common example of a shit crap day.
She listened to Ushers' Album 'Confessions,' and it became apparent that he was indeed singing about their past romp. It was a Shit-crap day, and a shit fight was sure to follow.
Friend 1: I'm pregnant, and Justin Bieber is the father.
Friend 2: What? So, Immaculate Conception is real then. We will have to start going to church now.
Friend 1: And to think, we didn't even sin. What a shit.crap.day.
And then the penny dropped. It was at that moment, that Cheska realised that 'Reality TV,' wasn't reality. It was like a really shit-crap-day legit.
She listened to Ushers' Album 'Confessions,' and it became apparent that he was indeed singing about their past romp. It was a Shit-crap day, and a shit fight was sure to follow.
Friend 1: I'm pregnant, and Justin Bieber is the father.
Friend 2: What? So, Immaculate Conception is real then. We will have to start going to church now.
Friend 1: And to think, we didn't even sin. What a shit.crap.day.
And then the penny dropped. It was at that moment, that Cheska realised that 'Reality TV,' wasn't reality. It was like a really shit-crap-day legit.
by Renecan June 24, 2012
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