shitsonian

A third-rate museum that is usually erected in a smaller community that lacks any worthwhile exhibits.

It appears that our hole-in-the-wall city is building a new museum downtown that won't have anything older than the dust it'll collect when no one goes there. It'll be a regular shitsonian.

shitsonian by anonymous December 27, 2024

shitsomnia 

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

shitsomnia by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

Shitstonia 

Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.

Man, I hate working in Shitstonia, I have to deal with pig disgusting Russians every day.

Shitstonia by KillerMike July 4, 2014

Smithsonian fender bender 

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

Smithsonian fender bender by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

Smithsonian 

The armenian founder of the Smithsonian Institute and the block of Museums in Washington D.C.

I'm going to the Smithsonian

Smithsonian by Sherman February 9, 2005

Shitopian 

The Shitopian is someone who is on meth or heroin and enjoys the act of pooping as in defecating and using the product shit or ektoplasim to smear all over their bodies 2 use as a sexual lubricant and as they do so they also consume it , eating it like cupcakes and licking it off of each others body. The most sought after Shitopian Sexual Favored act is the maneuver called the Kolossal Kevin D. A Kolossal Kevin usually consists of 7 guys standing over one guy on the floor and all seven guys takes a turn taking a Kolossal krap on the dude and on the floor right in his mouth. And the guy on the floor thinks he's in heaven and he eats all the Kolossal kraps which send him right in to De heavens / his own type of heaven. Hints that give a Shitopian away are they try to brush their teeth a lot with multiple toothbrushes , they cannot look normal people in the eyes and they eat a lot of food to make a lot of feces so they can have Kolossal Kevin's everyday. And beware all their clothes and belongings will have shitstains on them them

Hey girl that guy was a s*** topian and I found do do all over all our furniture and clothes and in our bed and even in our shower I had to kick him out.

hey man have you ever heard that that carpet guy we use eats shit ? I didn't know that people are shit at all and it's called being a Shitopian.

Shitopian by BossBitch2020 November 6, 2019

Smithsonian Jackhammer 

Fingerblasting the pussy till she is seeing stars

Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf

Smithsonian Jackhammer by KinkySlamDaddy August 4, 2020