Smithsonian
Smithsonian by Sherman February 9, 2005
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Smithsonian
A bar or pub where Saber Tooth's and other fossils are abundant. Cougars may also be found there on occasion.
(Speaking of Union Street Pubic House, in Alexandria, VA) Fossils everywhere - looks like another night at the museum here in the Smithsonian.
Smithsonian by Hex Cyclos June 1, 2011
Smithsonian
A language spoken by band directors that consists mostly of insults but when a compliment given it means more than one usually would in English
Smithsonian by Papa Holocaust May 31, 2018
Smithsonian
A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!
Smithsonian by JadenTheMoose May 24, 2022
Smithsonian fender bender
A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Smithsonian fender bender by CJN2302 March 15, 2019
Smithsonian Jackhammer
Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf
Smithsonian Jackhammer by KinkySlamDaddy August 4, 2020
Smithsonian Steamboat
Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT
*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*
Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat
Everyone wins!
*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*
Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat
Everyone wins!
Smithsonian Steamboat by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024
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