shitsomnia

when one is trying to sleep but can't due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.

john had some bad shitsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the shit after a high five

by Jbenders67 September 8, 2007

Shitstonia

Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.

Man, I hate working in Shitstonia, I have to deal with pig disgusting Russians every day.

by KillerMike July 4, 2014

Shaqsomnia

The condition Shaq, or anyoner athlete, suffers from after his or her Team suffers an embarrassing loss.

First entered the English lexicon when Shaq used it on his Twitter page.

After my basketball team lost 100-0 I suffered from some terrible Shaqsomnia.

by Ovechwin January 27, 2009

shitsonian

A third-rate museum that is usually erected in a smaller community that lacks any worthwhile exhibits.

It appears that our hole-in-the-wall city is building a new museum downtown that won't have anything older than the dust it'll collect when no one goes there. It'll be a regular shitsonian.

by anonymous December 27, 2024