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fingerblasting 

The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.

See also: Crimson Switch
Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?

Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
fingerblasting by know13dge June 2, 2010
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Fingerblasting 

that salsa was yes…
jessie finger blasted that salsa that is fingerblasting

fingerblasting 

defined as getting fingered rlly hard. but like BLASTED
"dude he was totally fingerblasting me last night"
"are finger blasters racist?"
fingerblasting by autisticmeowmeow123 February 25, 2025

fingerblasting G.Rayner style 

when the planets allign every few thousands years its important someone is 'fingerblasted G.Rayner style'.... it may cause internal bleeding, it may cause delusional thoughts... but she will be thankful after, according to the creator G.Rayner
last night, i was 'fingerblasting G.Rayner style'. sadly she died, but she died happy.

finger blasting

Using your fingers to pleasure a females vaginal region. Basically fucking a girl with your fingers.
Man, I was finger blasting this chick last night.
finger blasting by Roz October 28, 2003

Finger Blasting

Act of finger "fucking" a woman
Laura got finger blasted last night and she loved it.

finger blasting

I was finger blasting some girl in the middle of the party.
finger blasting by Meat Drapes August 14, 2009
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