The Shitopian is someone who is on meth or heroin and enjoys the act of pooping as in defecating and using the product shit or ektoplasim to smear all over their bodies 2 use as a sexual lubricant and as they do so they also consume it , eating it like cupcakes and licking it off of each others body. The most sought after Shitopian Sexual Favored act is the maneuver called the Kolossal Kevin D. A Kolossal Kevin usually consists of 7 guys standing over one guy on the floor and all seven guys takes a turn taking a Kolossal krap on the dude and on the floor right in his mouth. And the guy on the floor thinks he's in heaven and he eats all the Kolossal kraps which send him right in to De heavens / his own type of heaven. Hints that give a Shitopian away are they try to brush their teeth a lot with multiple toothbrushes , they cannot look normal people in the eyes and they eat a lot of food to make a lot of feces so they can have Kolossal Kevin's everyday. And beware all their clothes and belongings will have shitstains on them them
Hey girl that guy was a s*** topian and I found do do all over all our furniture and clothes and in our bed and even in our shower I had to kick him out.
hey man have you ever heard that that carpet guy we use eats shit ? I didn't know that people are shit at all and it's called being a Shitopian.
hey man have you ever heard that that carpet guy we use eats shit ? I didn't know that people are shit at all and it's called being a Shitopian.
by BossBitch2020 November 07, 2019
The Spring of 2020 when life changed .Folks were stuck inside their homes. Schools and daycares closed for record breaking amount of days. Salons and department stores closed shop. It would seem almost a vacation for some. Trump gave some much and gave even more nothing.
Restaurants closed and Wal-Mart and loses, 2 of the few left open had announcements that sounded like the Umbrella Corp took over. A errie fog came over the land. KevinDeSkat Eatter made bank on replacing the ever so scarce T.P. He built his Skattrap Trailor home mansion with the proceeds. He found out that there are a few, now listin carefully, now. There were now men willing to pay him to replace their TP, with his slick skill of offering a clean LICK OF your whole shitty asscrack. Yes folks whole turds included. YES indeed this was a breakthrough for a low life nut sack sucker from the Montery Hills Area. He could now afford carpet for his VAN Aka mobile Shit eatting business. Kevin DeShitEatter is now a very rich man, Rich on what you say .......
Why Peanuts and Corn of course. And that about sums up the coronalypse of 2020.
Restaurants closed and Wal-Mart and loses, 2 of the few left open had announcements that sounded like the Umbrella Corp took over. A errie fog came over the land. KevinDeSkat Eatter made bank on replacing the ever so scarce T.P. He built his Skattrap Trailor home mansion with the proceeds. He found out that there are a few, now listin carefully, now. There were now men willing to pay him to replace their TP, with his slick skill of offering a clean LICK OF your whole shitty asscrack. Yes folks whole turds included. YES indeed this was a breakthrough for a low life nut sack sucker from the Montery Hills Area. He could now afford carpet for his VAN Aka mobile Shit eatting business. Kevin DeShitEatter is now a very rich man, Rich on what you say .......
Why Peanuts and Corn of course. And that about sums up the coronalypse of 2020.
How has the Coronalypse affected your community, ours ran oit of tp,and had to shot in this guy's mouth.
I called KevinDeShitEatters company when we ran out of toilet paper. THEY SAVED OUR SEPTIC TANK.
I called KevinDeShitEatters company when we ran out of toilet paper. THEY SAVED OUR SEPTIC TANK.
by BossBitch2020 April 22, 2020
A Transiant or Homeless person who hides in walls of houses Leaching Off others ,and who is addicted to Meth or Heroin and will do ANYTHING including Selling their bodies as Hookers and for shit /Scat play and doing any Godawful thing they can to feed their drug and sexual habits.
Hey, girl you know that's guy I was dating turned out to be a Methtopian the whole time we were together.
by BossBitch2020 October 19, 2019