shitsmitten 

the need to take a shit, basically.

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!

shitsmitten by Toadzor March 25, 2009

Shitmittens 

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

Shitmittens by DrBruz October 17, 2014

shitspitter 

(noun) A wanna-be musical artist, singer or rapper, who has no talent. This person cannot rap/sing and/or spews out poorly written lyrics.

Also, a nonsensical person representative of this in every day conversation, or one who tries to talk shit.

Can also be used as a verb - to shitspit, shitspittin', spittin' shit, etc...

"I can't stand that Juvenile fuckin' shitspitter rapper wannabe!"

"What the hell is 311 tryin' to say? Fuckin' shitspitters..."

"You been runnin' your mouth shitspittin' all night."

shitspitter by Webspin October 11, 2007

shitkittens 

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

shitkittens by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

Shitsmithing 

Making knives/ swords without using forging and hammering to shape the metal.

I wanted to do a tutorial of how to make a knife on youtube, but i only had a grinding wheel, so I just said fuck it and did some shitsmithing.

Shitsmithing by Mollygod007 October 3, 2017

shitmitten 

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

shitmitten by Conniera April 7, 2008

Shitspitter 

The gluteus maximus ,the buttocks,,rump,bumb, rearend,ass.

Two dudes are sitting at the bar in Key West,a smokin hot girl walks past. One dude says to the other dude : damn bro,check out the shitspitter on that bitch.

Shitspitter by Peezblud January 13, 2010