shitsmitten
shitsmitten by Toadzor March 25, 2009
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Shitmittens
Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat
We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.
Shitmittens by DrBruz October 17, 2014
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shitspitter
(noun) A wanna-be musical artist, singer or rapper, who has no talent. This person cannot rap/sing and/or spews out poorly written lyrics.
Also, a nonsensical person representative of this in every day conversation, or one who tries to talk shit.
Can also be used as a verb - to shitspit, shitspittin', spittin' shit, etc...
Also, a nonsensical person representative of this in every day conversation, or one who tries to talk shit.
Can also be used as a verb - to shitspit, shitspittin', spittin' shit, etc...
"I can't stand that Juvenile fuckin' shitspitter rapper wannabe!"
"What the hell is 311 tryin' to say? Fuckin' shitspitters..."
"You been runnin' your mouth shitspittin' all night."
"What the hell is 311 tryin' to say? Fuckin' shitspitters..."
"You been runnin' your mouth shitspittin' all night."
shitspitter by Webspin October 11, 2007
shitkittens
(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.
shitkittens by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005
Shitsmithing
I wanted to do a tutorial of how to make a knife on youtube, but i only had a grinding wheel, so I just said fuck it and did some shitsmithing.
Shitsmithing by Mollygod007 October 3, 2017
shitmitten
shitmitten by Conniera April 7, 2008
Shitspitter
Two dudes are sitting at the bar in Key West,a smokin hot girl walks past. One dude says to the other dude : damn bro,check out the shitspitter on that bitch.
Shitspitter by Peezblud January 13, 2010
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