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Forging

When you heat up your penis with a heater till you can't take it anymore. Then, you dip it into an ice cold cup of water.
Everybody calls it forging
by GAGGERS February 7, 2021
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forging

forging is the action of subjecting yourself to subsequential ejaculations until you reach the point of deliria and loss of bodily function. forging is often described as the opposite of gooning
forg phase 1 is around 25 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will feel immense pain and shoot "blanks".

forg phase 2 is around 50 subsequent ejaculations in which a subject will start to become delirious and dehydrated.

forg phase 3 is estimated to be around 100 and is said to be accompanied by black outs, loss of all senses, hallucinations of a being by the name of "forg", and unsubstantiated strength similar to what users of PCP and bath salts experience.
"bro I freaking forged myself into a forg hole last night, forg told me to skin 7 cats and open the portal. I got arrested before I could finish it but you have to finish it for him bro, forg yourself tonight, please im begging! forg will walk again"

"Im never forging again, forg is a lie. I thought it was a way of life but it just drained whatever life I had left out of me. I cant have kids anymore samantha. Ive dried both my reserves one million times over. I chased something that never exsisted."
by CamHamMan January 6, 2025
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Forging

When you heat up a sounding rod to a near liquid state and smack your cock with a hammer
I was forging so hard I think I formed Excalibur. It wont come out
by jaundicedman May 20, 2025
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forging billet

Euphemism meaning to hold in one's turd until it forms a solid softball size chunk against your rectum. Popular with the redneck/metalworker crowd.
Man, I can't wait to release chocolate bunnies into the wild, I've been forging billet for the last half hour.
by privatejoker85 November 10, 2009
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forging fears

a metal band from buffalo, new york who has constant trouble with bassists.
by Donny Brook October 17, 2008
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Anal forging

A common sexual maneuver performed by pounding a stiff buttplug into the recipient's anus with a large norse hammer. Almost always performed whilst wearing a viking helmet.
Joe was very sore from the previous night's extensive Anal Forging session. Thor at the S&M club had used a larger hammer than normal, causing an anal prolapse.
by McMasterson September 7, 2012
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Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.
My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.
by BobOmbWill September 26, 2014
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