shitkittens 

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

shitkittens by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

Shit Kittens 

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.

"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."

Shit Kittens by Silenthunder December 29, 2009

Shitmittens 

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

Shitmittens by DrBruz October 17, 2014

shitmitten 

when you have to play badminton in PE

Did you hear, we are playing shitmitten today.

shitmitten by Conniera April 7, 2008

Shit Kittens 

To be so cute that even one's excrement is as adorable as a young feline.

Did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? She was so cute she'd shit kittens.

Shit Kittens by RodgerDogger May 5, 2010

shitkitties 

like saying shit but funnier

Holy shitkitties! What the hell is she doing?!

shitkitties by chloetee98 June 25, 2010

Shitmitten 

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

Shitmitten by Granite_33 May 2, 2011