shitspitter

(noun) A wanna-be musical artist, singer or rapper, who has no talent. This person cannot rap/sing and/or spews out poorly written lyrics.

Also, a nonsensical person representative of this in every day conversation, or one who tries to talk shit.

Can also be used as a verb - to shitspit, shitspittin', spittin' shit, etc...

"I can't stand that Juvenile fuckin' shitspitter rapper wannabe!"

"What the hell is 311 tryin' to say? Fuckin' shitspitters..."

"You been runnin' your mouth shitspittin' all night."

by Webspin October 11, 2007

Shitspitter

The gluteus maximus ,the buttocks,,rump,bumb, rearend,ass.

Two dudes are sitting at the bar in Key West,a smokin hot girl walks past. One dude says to the other dude : damn bro,check out the shitspitter on that bitch.

by Peezblud January 13, 2010

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps

that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep

by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009

shitsmitten

the need to take a shit, basically.

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!

by Toadzor March 25, 2009

shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!

allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus

by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011

Shit spitter

Cunt that talks shit

Shelley is a shit spitter

by selfie-titanium June 22, 2019