shitpanic 

The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma

The test results sent him into a shitpanic

shitpanic by Don Franklin October 28, 2007

Shipalicious

1. Describes the feeling one gets when a poker opponent hands you an enormous stack of chips on a horrible play.

"Shipalicious," DJ muttered as he flipped over a nut flush and the donkey, with a single lame pair, was forced to push £2,000 in chips across the table.

Shipalicious by Golf maven March 17, 2007

Shitnick 

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

Shitnick by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018

Shitpickle 

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"

1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!

Shitpickle by Kaege October 5, 2007

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitanium 

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

shitanium by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009