Shitanic

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping

man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover

by bigmikey January 2, 2006

Shitanic

Shit + titanic: The state of being immensely "like shit."

Matt: How was it sitting through that Kurt Cameron movie?

Jeff: Like watching the Shitanic steam by.

by hondehay September 21, 2009

Shitnick

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.

Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.

by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018

shitanium

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

Encyclopedia Shittanica

1: one who is full of both useful but mostly useless knowledge, often categorized by movie, tv show, sports team, hobby, channel, but rarely books.

Me: "I don't know where this date is going, but it has a Seinfeld feel to it. I'd know how bad this could end if I could just remember the episode."

Waiter: "Call Wokerface. He's an Encyclopedia Shittanica. If he doesn't know, your smartphone might."

by Packattackisbackjack12 April 15, 2011

Shitnick

A dumbfuck; a fucknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-retarded brother who likes to fuck pumpkins.

"Close the door, shitnick, you're letting all the flies in!"

"Stop fucking that pumpkin, shitnick!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003

Shitnic

A picnic that is shitty, generally consisting of cheap food obtained from a fast food restaurant or vending machine, and eaten in the grass or on the ground typically close to a large road or other inconvenient place. Commonly occurs when drunk, lazy, homeless, or any combination of the three.

We went to Gregg's and then had a shitnic right next to the roundabout.

by The Strawbinator July 8, 2019