shitanium 

Engineering term defining any kind of crapppy material / alloy that is not up to the job it's supposed to do.
This includes also the material used plastic parts often used in automotive for knobs and handles that will snap or shatter during normal use.

The french translation is Merdanium

-"Crap, the block of the new engine prototype cracked"
-"What grade of shitanium is it made of?"

shitanium by MisterLebowski August 25, 2013

Shitetanium 

Usualy the substance transformation of plastic toys from china or firniture from MFI.
Its when cheap toys or gadjets break with no force realy applied, Hence they must be made of Shitetanium.

Joe: Awwww crap i just broke my mobile....

Nick: Obviously got that new Shitetanium casing on it then.....

Shitetanium by Playfulgorilla March 6, 2009

chitanium 

An inferior metal used to make everyday objects.

Anything made of metal that continually breaks under normal usage must be made of chitanium.

chitanium by sirfixalot May 24, 2011

Shitanic 

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping

man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover

Shitanic by bigmikey January 2, 2006

shitarium 

when you walk into the bathrooms at school and find that all the toilets are vacated.

man, i desperately needed to crap but i walked into the shitter and it was all shitarium.

shitarium by Timmmah Bee October 19, 2008

Chitanium 

refers to just about any type of metal produced in China,
yet seems to have only a fraction of the strength of the equivalent metal produced in the U.S., Japan, ect.

Items produced with Chitanium tend to break, wear out,
or otherwise fail with amazingly little use or effort.

"that Chinese made ratchet just snapped
trying to tighten a valve cover bolt!
Must be of Chitanium..."

Chitanium by BigUnLS1 November 18, 2011

shitalkumar 

1. former indian domino's manager, sometimes a little pedoish
2. can be used to replace any swear word

maybee dwellvee dirteen yearrs olt
bloody shitalkumar man, this is so hot!

shitalkumar by skittlepatle November 8, 2022