shitoir 

shitoir: pronuciation after the french sheetwar.

trash, lies, brag, exaggeration, gosdip, scuddlebut

She laid a load of shitoir on me about what she likes in a man.

He gave her a lot of shitoir about his accompoishments.

Don't give me that shitoir. Give it to me straight.

shitoir by Lloyd Winburn May 10, 2007

shitorious 

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"

Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.

shitorious by sdurfee February 2, 2018

shitographer 

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.

You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.

shitographer by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

shitbird by Marechal March 11, 2003

Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.

Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."

Shitbird by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011

Shitory 

Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".

1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.

2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.

3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances

1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory

2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory

Shitory by DrBish August 5, 2010

Captian Shitbird 

An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.

Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.

Captian Shitbird by RRP crew August 13, 2010