Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.
Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."
by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011
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Shitbird

An elected official such as Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who jets off to a Mexican beach resort while millions of his constituents suffer in sub freezing temperatures with no electricity, gas, or water.
During the extreme winter weather event of February 2022, Sen. Cruz jetted off to Cancun with his family for a warm beach retreat while millions of his constituents were literally freezing to death. Meanwhile his competitor for the seat, Beto O’Rourke ran a phone bank conducting welfare checks on vulnerable citizens. Ted Cruz is a shitbird.
by Blue Texas February 18, 2021
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by Da WHITEMAN March 24, 2017
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Shitbird

A guy that only hangs out and isn't cool or trustworthy. His most note-worthy characteristic is that he shamelessly tries to hook up with your ex-girlfriends or your friends' ex-girlfriends while still trying to be a part of the group. It is also likely that he is only part of the group because he wants hook up with the exes. A Shitbird is arrogant, stupid, and difficult to shoo off.
#1: "Oh great here comes Herbert."
#2: "Did you see him talking to Janice? He's such a Shitbird."
#1: "Caw...caw...caw"
by The Whale, man. April 19, 2009
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Shitbird

one who eats his own shit
Bob Boule is the dumbest shitbird at this company
by Steve O December 05, 2003
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Shitbird

Moronic person, irrelevant person, person that makes a complete ass of themselves
david macias and joey bearly are fucking shitbirds ..slappy , moron
by Giovanni29935 June 23, 2015
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A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.
Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.
by Marechal March 11, 2003
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