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Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".

1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.

2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.

3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances
1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory

2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory
Shitory by DrBish August 5, 2010
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1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.

shit + story = shitory
John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.
Shitory by DenOfDEVil November 18, 2018
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shitorious 

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"
Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.
shitorious by sdurfee February 2, 2018
adjective: ... crappy, crummy, lousy... closely associated with shitty as extremely undesirable...
" The weather outside is really shitry" ... " "You did a shitry job on this report Bob, you're fired" ... "I feel shitry ... headache, watery eyes, runny nose"
shitry by hvygee February 5, 2010
A series of events that are in bad in nature.
Let me set the stage for the shitery that is about to happen.
shitery by eFn BaTMaN July 21, 2016
The male prostate; the male version of the clitoris
Shitoris was a term coined by a Mr. Adam Carolla
shitoris by Bill A May 28, 2006
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