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shitocking 

To shit in a stocking then smack someone in the face with it
That boi just dissed me so I gave him a good shitocking.
shitocking by Clamdiver4eva September 17, 2017
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shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.
Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.
shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit
Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Stocking Tug 

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
Stocking Tug by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011

Panty and Stocking 

An amazing ass anime.
It’s full of action, sex, and badassery.
Person 1: Have you watched Panty and Stocking?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Well you should! It’s awesome

Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt 

Gainax's latest anime. A collosal mindfuck of the greatest proportions, it is deranged, crude, rude, and all in all, great fun.

It involves two angels, named Panty and Stocking. The former is a sex maniac. The latter is a gluttonous sweets lover (who possibly enjoys S&M)

They Fight Crime, or rather vengeful spirits called "Ghosts."

Oh, and the two girls are accompanied by a Hard Gay Priest (unconfirmed) named "Garterbelt" and a Gir expy named "Chuck."

The animation is done with the traditional style of western thick-line drawing.

Needless to say, it looks awesome in motion. However, the sense of humor is ripped from the worst of Western Animation, and it's not for everyone.

Cautionary warning: Watching it may give you a contact high.
Guy1: Boy, That Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt anime sure is weird.

Guy2: It's weird, but it's Beyond the Impossible and crazy awesome!

Stockings 

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman.
Stockings by S Mc March 5, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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