Shitbooking
Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010
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Shitbooking
The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.
-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013
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Shitbombing
Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.
Mostly done in prison
Mostly done in prison
On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.
Shitbombing by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009
shatbooking
Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.
Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
shatbooking by Scuzzball February 16, 2014
Shitboring
Shitboring by jonny four fingers January 2, 2010
Sextbooking
Sextbooking by katygirrl January 18, 2011
Slutbooking
(Verb): The Act of doing promiscuous things on Facebook OR The Act of commenting/posting on many peoples walls, pictures, status's, and other things on Facebook.
John:Wow! did you see all the comments Alison left on everyones wall.
Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.
Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.
Slutbooking by Mr.Gabrielstein May 31, 2011
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